Tuesday, April 14, 2009

P9: Lots of Ass, Still No Pass :(


Written on: Monday February 16, 2009

Last night was fun! Let me tell you what happened.

So since my embarrassing performance at the all ages event, I didn’t do anything. Last night there was another event, my buddies have been telling me to go for a long time, had to give the people what they want :).

There was originally supposed to be 3 of us, but one backed out at the last minute (the Chinese guy from last time). His loss.

We were waiting in line for a long time. It was FREEZING outside and we were right in front of the no ticket line (:P). Eventually my boy just paid the bouncer 20$ to let us in (10 a person). TOTALLY not worth it. I didn’t wanna do it, but he paid, and my dick was gonna explode from holding in my pee for so long, so fuck that. The bouncer let us in and it was good from there. Paying off bouncers already. So happy I said I had no money :)

First thing I did inside was head straight for the washroom. I swear I peed for 2 minutes straight. It just wouldn’t stop (had a Gatorade while we were in the line up). After that we went to the dance floor, but the thing is no one was dancing.

We got in early so the place wasn’t very crowded, I’m freezing my ass off and there are like 2 girls on the dance floor and 483903728095 guys standing by the wall watching. It was like gr. 8 dance. Terrible. After a while though things started picking up but the thing is I was still freezing from outside. My boy found a girl to grind on so now I HAVE to. That’s when an idea hit.

I looked for the fattest girl I could find, went right up to her, wrapped my arms around her (almost went all the way around ;) and just started grinding...she was so warm...:D

So after a while I started heating up and I lost my buddy somewhere on the dance floor. Unlike last time, I just went up to girls and started grinding. It felt weird at first but after a while I get used to it. The trick is at first to pretend that the girl you’re going to grind on signalled you over and actually wants you to do it. If you keep doing that, eventually you’ll find that over 70% of the time they actually do. Why else are they here?

Here’s where things get intresting. At this point I grinded on about 5-8 girls. Now I went up to another one and put my hands around her waist. She finds my hands, and moves them down to her inner thighs. I move them up and rub over her pussy. She doesn’t object. So I start fingering her. On the dance floor. While we’re grinding. :)

Now my hands weren’t actually in her pants. She was wearing TNAs so it job was easier but I couldn’t go all the way in because her pants were so tight. I tried finding her clit too but there was no way of telling what I was touching...All I remember was my hands were kind of going in something and it was wet. It gets me hard just thinking about it. Ooo my first half finger fuck!

This was going on for about 3 songs and eventually her friends came and pulled her away...jealous pieces of shit. So I went to wash my hands then get back to the dance floor.

As the night kept on going I noticed other girls were moving my hands down there. But the thing is they were with friends and every time that happened they would move them. AHHH it pisses me off.

Anyway I still wanted to game girls a bit. I tried to open a few girls but they never understand what I’m saying. The music is waayyy too loud and I have to spend all my energy on speaking loud enough. I couldn’t do anything with my voice tone so sometimes my openers never even clicked. Back to the dance floor for me :).

There were a few girls that got me hard. This one girl I was grinding on was really good but the thing is I got hard and she fully felt my throbbing penis press against her ass. She talks to her friends, they laugh, and she leaves...And I have no regrets. :D

Then there was one girl I saw before and made eye contact with but never did anything. I went and grinded on her. She also moved my hands to her thighs but her friend, who was hardcore grinding on a guy beside us, said something so I settled for her thighs :(. It was really good and I wanted to kiss her so I told her to turn around and dance face to face. The thing is her tight ass dress got in the way and we couldn’t move around. After that song we stopped and it felt like we just had sex or something. We were both breathing hard and sweaty and looking at each other. I asked her for her name and number and she just coughed it up. I also asked for her age and she was 17...She asked for mine and I said 17. I really just turned 16...gotta fake it till we make it ;)

SCORE! I got a number! So there were a few more grinds and then we had to leave. We budded in line for coat check and even that took 1 hour. I talked to the girl behind me but it was purely for fun. I was way too tired & hungry to fully game her. Me and my boy got our jackets, and then left. He got 2 numbers as it turns out...but he didn’t finger anybody :D


Final thoughts:

They seriously need to do something about the girl to guy ratio. There were like 3 guys for every girl. The stupid thing about it is that most of them didn’t even do anything the whole night. Just standing by the corner and talking to their friends. WTF LEAVE. There’s no need for that. You can’t even cruise around the dance floor looking for girls there’s so many of them.

The bouncers here were cool, they knew their stuff.

Clubs are smaller than I thought. They look so much bigger when I’m watching Keys to the VIP or see pictures of them. I was shocked.

Now let’s talk about me. There was absolutely no display of game whatsoever by me. Just very skilful grinding and my super good looks. I never talked to any of them at all and still got results. I personally believe that, for any set of skills one could have, the really good people who excel are the ones who understand the basic concepts really well. I just went up to girls and started grinding. I even took control sometimes. I don’t think that’s game, but it’s a form of courage required to game. And I fingered someone.

It was a learning experience though. In there you can’t really talk or convey your personality, so a lot of it is intuition and displays of courage and confidence. The last time I went was total shit, this time it wasn’t exactly the total opposite, but I had a REALLY good time. I learnt a lot too. Next time someone wants me to finger them I’ll try moving them somewhere where their friends can’t see what we’re doing. Next time I’ll have a 2 song limit and ask girls for their number after that. Next time I might even try talking to a few when we’re grinding. The best way I could compare it is to hockey. I used to play defence (fucking amazing one too) but this year we had too many so I had to play forward. At first I was total shit (still adjusting to moving up one level), but every game I’d learn a few things forwards have to do and eventually I caught up with the others. Just like here I learnt a few new tricks and probably will learn more next time too.

Also I was having a good time. When you’re alone there, you start making guy friends. The other guys there were really open because they’re after the same thing as you. I saw this tall guy grinding on a tall blonde girl, and I saw that her friend of the same height was alone. I went up to a guy and was like “do you think I could get the really tall girl?” and he said “It’s possible” and I said “Worth a shot” so I went up to her and started grinding. Her ass was on my chest. That’s how tall she was. I guess she didn’t notice because she stayed and even picked things up a bit! I started chuckling to myself. Her friends though started laughing and they told her to turn around and she did. When she had to look down to see me the jig was up..:P

There were some really skilled women there and right now I’m having the hardest time not jacking off. I’m trying to cut back to make myself get out there and get it more..BFHREUIKHS. Now I have to text this 17 year old girl and I dunno what I’m going to say because we had absolutely no words exchanged between us. I can’t even tell her I’m “that guy from last night” because for all I know there were 20 of them...

Anyway the next event I’m going to will probably be in April or May. My parents wouldn’t let me go to EVERY single one and I’d rather lie to them when it’s really important, not for some club event.

Anyways wish me luck with this girl, I really want her bad.
My testosterone is way up.

Gamers, I salute you,

Pairo

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