If you’re wondering what’s been happening since the time of the last post here’s what: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
That girl I was talking about turned out to look like a clown. Brrrr!
I haven’t been out approaching or anything like that for reasons which are unknown even to me. I know that the last 3 weeks i was bombarded with homework, and I’m probably the slowest worker I know :).
So after all this nothingness I decided hey! Why don’t I go to an event!
In the dance/club environment my game is like multiplied by 10. It’s like Grubbs Grady when he steps into the Demonata. Nothing can stop me bitch. What better place than a club?
I went with one of my boys who’s this cool Chinese guy that’s cool, but no success with women. But he’s outgoing, just like me :).
So we get there at 8, wait in line for 1 hour, didn’t talk to anybody other than ourselves. Oh ya not to mention it was also freezing cold outside.
So we get in and all we’re thinking about is YEEEAAAHH KEYS TO THE VIP STYLE!! We were planning on doing 3 rounds, Introduction, Recovery, and Divide & Conquer. We got in, and we were nervous as shit!
So hey! Why not introduce ourselves to random people? Exactly what we did.
I don’t know if you’ve been, but the Republik night club is shit. There were 3 rooms, 1 pretty big one at the entrance where they played house music and euro and all that crap. Then there was a hallway, which led to a room smaller than my parents’ where they played hip hop MIXES. Not even the actual song. Wtf? That room was PACKED. There were a handful of girls dancing on the floor, another handful on a platform in the middle none of the guys can get to, and then the rest were guys trying to grind on girls. But the difference here than a school dance is that over here, girls actually make CHOICES. Can you believe that?
At school you could just go up to a girl and start grinding. Even if she doesn’t want to, she just does it uncomfortably. Here, if she doesn’t want to, she moves away or takes your hands off her waist. WTF. Me and my boy were cruising the sausage-infested area looking for girls to grind on. Looking back I don’t see why we were so nervous, but we couldn’t just go up to girls and grind. Then after circling around for the third time, we just found some moderate girls and grinded on them. Yayyy!
I got tired of that so I went by the bar thing to game girls and actually approach them like I’d do in a mall. They responded REALLY well. The problem was I couldn’t say anything else after I opened due to the fast-paced club environment. These one girls though, things were going well but then I farted and I could actually smell it...So I journeyed back into the vicious circle of cock in search of some willing-ass to grind on.
It was pretty much that the whole night. Then Danny Fernandes and some Emjay lady performed. DANNY! I was in the front 3 rows when Danny came on. One of my boy’s hot friends that he knew outside the club was there too and I wanted to dance with her. But then Danny came on and I lost her :).
It was crazy. I started in like the 6th or 7th row of people, and every time Danny would come close everyone rushed to grab his hand I ended up in the 2nd or 3rd :). He gave me props! :D
After Danny Fernandes left it was 1 am so it was time to leave for my buddy and I. He’s like “hold on” and then grinds on this super hot blonde. I’m just thinking “holly shit my man had it in him the whole time” and went off to find some girls that weren’t dancing to game :). It turns out I found one sitting alone in the hallway so I started talking to her. It was going pretty well and she was giving me the sexy wide-eyes (not the save-me eyes, I am aware of the difference). I was going to change locations with her until 2 fat ass bouncers yelled at everyone in the hall and told us to get the fuck out. Then there was a rush and I lost her :(. So I go check back on my boy, but now he’s leaning back on the wall with the girls grinding him. Wtf, I thought we were being chodes together :(!! So then I got into the tiny hip hop room looking for some girls to pick up. I see these two girls that I talked to before saying “OWWW, is it normal for a girl to brake your wrist while you’re grinding on them?”
It was a complete bullshit opener I made up on the spot. I didn’t even use it as an opener, just said it while I was walking by.
I spotted them again and asked “Are you the girls I talked to about my wrist?” and they’re like YEAH! And I say “It still hurts!” and one of them kisses her hand and rubs it on mine and says “get better soon ;)” And then they travel into the meat-circle of hip hop in search of some last-minute action. FUCK!
I go back to check on my buddy and see he’s done. I ask him “what happened” and he says “I’ll tell you later.”
So we head off to coat-check and wait in line. I see a two set and open, but then I’m interrupted by the coat check lady asking me for my ticket. She asks for there’s too and then they’re off into their own conversation. W/e. I get my sexy ass jacket and leave. Numberless.
So this was my first event. Eh, it’s a start. The bouncers were REALLY mean to pretty much everyone. I don’t blame them though. Who wants to stand around watching over a bunch of teenagers that think they’re older than they really are? But still. Adults talking down to us always kill the mood :(
So here I couldn’t grind on anyone. Most of the guys that successfully went up to girls and started grinding had a natural vibe to them. They were tall, well groomed, either gangster or gino. Me on the other hand I’m short, with acne, hanging out with a Chinese guy. If it was my school or I knew the girls in some way obviously I could’ve pulled it off. I’m still a pretty hot guy ;) with a great personality, which I can’t really convey when I’m on the dance floor looking for random girls to grind on. I’ll stick to approach, game, move, and close. None of this random grinding crap. I’m not that guy. If I was, maybe, but the thing is I’m not :).
I thought of a few really good openers to use when in an environment as such. My mind is always thinking of new openers to use. I believe in natural game, but what’s more natural than a line you thought of yourself?
Most of the kids here came in large groups of friends and usually mixed. They also know a few people once they get inside. My man and I, was not like that. Just us two, no idea what to expect. On that night, we were fishes in their sea.
Now let’s talk about the game that I DID display. EVERYTIME I approached a girl like in a mall or something I got a good reaction. If not, then a great reaction. The thing is I couldn’t hold it. Mystery and all that crap tells you not to peck and I’m thinking “Obviously don’t” and then when I got there I was doing the exact same thing! My body language was terrible. The loud music REALLY threw me off. And due to my weak body language, my holy-grail of pickup lines was not working as good as I would have hoped.
I seriously don’t get how they do it in Keys to the VIP or how adult PUAs go to clubs to game. The music is WAYY too loud. And a teen like me, almost 16, my voice is still pretty scratchy, so I can’t yell. Even if it wasn’t talking is not an easy task. I remember the “professionals” said you should amplify your voice and put more volume to it instead of shouting. Pfffft.
Other than those two factors, my approaches went pretty well. There was also another room where it was like a lounge, but after a while the bouncers wouldn’t let anyone in. Looking back now I realise it wasn’t sealed off, it could only carry a certain amount of people. I should have stayed around and waited for people to leave to go up and officially game.
When it’s all said and done it was still a new environment to me. I guess it just came at me all at once and my game was messed up. I wasn’t even walking around with purpose or anything. Usually I look cool when I walk, not on that night. Also I never approached or anything in over a month prior to last night. That could have played a role. At least I got props from Danny Fernandes.
So pretty much I got raped by the universe yet again. There were a bunch of bigger, hotter, and more accustomed guys as my competition. There’s nothing I love more than a challenge :D. I thought the girl to guy ratio would be greater, but there were alot more guys than girls. Desperate fucks.
But over the last month, even though I haven’t been going out I still feel as if my game was growing, and last night proved it. My sentences flowed more naturally and I could think of things to say in a snap. It’s not an issue for me anymore. Anyways, I will be hitting up malls soon, closing, and setting up day 2s. Finding an all-ages event to go to is easy, but going to them is hard since I live in a Toronto sub-urb. But I will make it back to another one, and I will redeem myself on that very night. I may be a fish in the sea, but I will be the fish with the most game. The fish where all the other fishes wanna find out “Hey why are all those fishes interested in that short guy with the black hair?”
I will come back though
Till then may the Venusian gods watch over me,
Pairo
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