SCHOOL DANCE YO
I JUST GOT BACK
AND IM THE FUCKING MAN
No not really. This is how it went.
First went to school, nothing special, came back with my wingman Duke, chilled, and then got ready for the dance.
It was go time baby. We watched Whipped (great fucking movie), & some Keys to the VIP (great fucking show bitch). After that we got ready, took some shits, Numa-Numa-ed, made a prayer to the gods of Game, and bounced from this fucker.
Arrive at Dance. Things are slow. There are like absolutely barely anybody on the dance floor. This confirms my suspicions that my school is fucking lame. After a bit of debating me and some buddies decided to start this thing. Let’s start this BJ.
First girl I grinded on, stopped in the middle. Second girl I grinded on, stopped in the middle. Third was a complete song. 4th & 5th was ended in the middle of the song. I went to my wingman like “WTF” and then I pulled up my shirt to reveal my sexy chest. I realized my belt buckle was dead smack in the middle of my waist! After changing its position, I went back, and it was all good. Poor girls. I was hurting them :’(
After a while, when I wasn’t grinding, I was just having a good time and making jokes with some guys. I gave this guy advice, another asked for it. I was starving like fuck but there was absolutely no food. Should’ve snuck some shit in. W/e after drinking a 1$ coke (that I got for free because the lady gave me 2 toonies and a loonie for change :D) I was pumped. Grinded on some fuckers.
Last school dance (it was exactly one year ago and it was my first. Once again, proof that my school is lame) I made out with a girl. I had a rep to keep up.
This place was probably the biggest sausage fest you have ever seen. There were 582470950 guys and 473 girls. After the first 10 seconds of every song the other girls in gr 10 are taken. So me and a buddy went out and did some niners. At first I got rejected and whatever but that was because I always asked them to dance. After a while (around my first coke) I said fuck it and went up to them and grinded. It’s so much easier. At first I was uneasy but I decided to fuck it. So many girls were grinded on like that. A couple of them were uncomfortable and so I felt bad but when that happened I just said “Alright your losing me here.”
I also had a potential make-out but it turns out she had a boyfriend :(. The Mother-Hens told me this and once again, I got fucked by them. I decided to just leave and grind on other girls :D. There’s other pussy in this town.
After a while I and some boys stepped out for a while. We sat on a table, and sitting near us were these two cute east-asian girls (I don’t say asian because I’m tired of people only referring to Chinese people as Asians. I’m Persian and I’m an Asian too god dammit).
Anyways we talked for a bit. I don’t know what about. I remember telling them how the dance was a sausage fest. W/E I really clicked well with this one girl. I was being totally natural, no pickup artist in me.
Went back in and grinded some more. Eventually I checked my watch and it was 10:11 (dance ends at 10:30). I was like FUCK! So me and my buddy grinded on some foreign girls (foreign as in girls we don’t know yet; and all the girls we don’t know yet are niners). Done. Grinded on some more foreign girls. Done. Next song came on, and my buddy managed to get a girl we actually know before other guys got in there :O. So I went to look for some foreign chicks by myself man.
Guess who I found? Cute girl I was talking to in the halls earlier! I asked her if she’s that girl that was outside, she said yeah, we grinded like there was no tomorrow. But the thing is, we actually talked while we were doing it. I’ve done that before but not like this. It was an actual conversation. Since it was the end, the DJ played a slow song. We held each other (I’m no giant, but this girl was really short.)
Fellas, another compliance test you can do is when you’re slow dancing, try gently holding her tighter. If she does the same, then you’re in ;). Another tip is to let the music guide you; you don’t have to dance in a circle.
Anyways it ended, she asked me for her number. Now it’s coming back to me what we talked about before. I told her how I’m Asian too and said that I’m Persian. Her eyes literally lighted up when I said that. It turns out her friend really likes Persian guys and I guess she wanted to see what the fuss was about. I have no idea why she’s attracted to Persians (because some girls think of 300 when they hear the word Persian) but she was. I guess it’s our natural aura ;)
So now the dance was over and we were holding hands and walking. I wanted to get a kiss close before the night ended. I told her the halls were really crowded and we left. Guys kept on talking to me and girls kept on talking to her. When they saw our hands they fell silent. It was so cute :)
Anyways I took her to a corner. It wasn’t the most private place but the best it would get. I saw this thing on Keys to the VIP where the guy tells the girl that she has very interesting full lips and he does too. Then they make out :D. I tried doing that, but she wasn’t buying it. I’ll talk about it later.
So after that we went back to the front, I dropped her off with her friends, went to see my boy Duke, turns out he got a number too. His very first number close :’) We went home and it was a night.
From now on I’m going to start grinding on girls, screw asking them. It makes absolutely no sense.
I have to get my mother-hen game settled. I must learn to evade the cock block. They are destroying me. So far it’s 2-1 them. I HATE FUCKING MOTHER HENS. I HOPE THEY ALL FUCKING DIE. THEY DON’T CALL ME PAIRO FOR NOTHING BITCH. Girls are so jealous. But so far, all the mother hens have said it me is “Omg you have a boyfriend!” Hmmmm. Next time I’m going to ask them if they’re single. This way if the girl is interested she could answer the question and not the hen. This is difficult to go by. I’m going to have to be extra creative to come up with a solution for this one.
Now with that girl and the kiss, I realized something. Before, I was being totally natural and chill and we clicked. Now when I used this line from someone else it sucked. Screw lines, it’s all about natural game. OMG HOLLY SHIT. I just realized that now I have a girlfriend. Sweet!
I don’t believe in relationships (too much bullshit involved). I don’t like texting people back and forth and setting up dates. It’s so awkward for me. But trust me, at this age it’s really hard to get anywhere with a girl unless your “boyfriend girlfriend”. And besides, I kinda like this girl so really I don’t mind. I want to be her man. Now I understand more about relationships. I never believed in that shit but now I do.
OMG IM GONNA SEE JAMES BOND WITH HER :D. Oh ya if anyone has any date ideas, please tell me. I don’t like asking a girl to the movies, too cliché. Setting up the date would probably be my biggest challenge. But it ain’t a thang to a G.
Having a good time is fun. I love it. I was soo pumped and hyped. I even said to a girl “It’s ass-time” and she grinded on me. I didn’t really mean for her to do it (I was just joking,) but w/e. I love having a good time. I can’t wait to go clubbing. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME PLEASE MESSAGE. I wanna see the environment in clubs. At a dance there really isn’t that much room for talking. Maybe it’s different in a club? Who knows.
I love having a good time and I love being natural. My game is at a point where I could ditch all this crap. I hate the word “pick up artist.” I hate hate hate it. It’s sooo stupid because it’s all about natural game. Lines don’t mean shit. It’s how you say it. Obviously the fundamentals are important to learn (cocky comedy, how to open, IOIs, DHV’s, etc). But once you learn that it’s easy. I still have a bit of work to do to break out of this “Pick Up Artist” shell and be a free pimp.
And there’s proof of that when I tried kissing her. She could smell it from a mile away and it made absolutely no sense for me to say that line. Next time I’m going to talk to her, NATURALLY, and then eventually I’ll hint a little sexuality. Then maybe I could go into that line. Or at least talk about something related to that. OMG. When I told her I’m Asian, she was like ME TOO! And then I said “OMG we have so much in common!” When we were in the corner I could’ve been like “Lets think of other things we have in common” blablabla and eventually when we’re having a good time, I’ll get into that thing about her lips. Maybe next time.
Sarging (I hate that word) is going to have to be put on hold. I tried sarging with a girlfriend before. I didn’t feel like I was cheating but it just felt weird. And besides, I really like this chick and I actually do want to get to know her better. Pfft and I thought me and Chinese girls don’t click.
Anythings possible playa, just have a good time and do you. All you need is Pick Up to point you in the right direction, and then I’m pretty sure you can “pick it up” from there ;)
Peace and may the Venusian Gods be with you,
Pairo
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