Yesssss today was filled with fun :D
My school game is ill yo. I could now go up to anyone (the girlies especially) and say whatever I want and joke around with them. I’m a HoT Boy bITcH.
Alright I’m gonna speed this up a bit.
Soo today I haven’t gone sarging in a while. Viva buses are on strike. My wingman can’t join me. I’m busy the rest of the week. I walk home. Turn on the computer to check the bus schedules. My computer crashes like 3 times. Too much porn. Must delete. After the 4th time I remember what one of my good hockey teammates once said to me in the change room.
This guy is a natural and I use him as an example when these PUAs are talking about being dominant and all that crap. He’s got this HB9 gf that he apparently part takes in sexual activities with 5 times a week. Recently he cheated on her and then made up with her. One guy asked him “Why the fuck would you cheat on her if you’re doing her 5 times a week??!” and my good man was like “I need new pussy once in a while. You can’t eat from the same can of tuna everyday. That shits disgusting! Sometimes you need a new can. Open the fucking can.”
I remembered him saying “open the fucking can” and I realized I’m just stalling. I decided to open the fucking can by leaving my house RIGHT then and there to catch the next bus (which could have arrived in 30 minutes for all I know). Got out, bolted to the stop, and RIGHT when I got there the bus came. Get on. The HOTTEST girl at my school that barely talks to other guys (she talked to me once to ask me if I’m Persian, she is too) and she’s the girl me and my wingman joke about picking up. She’s on the bus and I say “hey” and sit down across from her. We have a nice conversation, DHV’d, blablabla and got off. Now I’m in and next time I see her at school I can talk to her. I truly believe I am on the verge of opening the can.
I take a 58964056 minute bus ride to go to Hillcrest Mall, which is a tiny mall AND not to mention its freezing at this point (forgot to take a sweater on my way out). I get to the mall, get in, procrastinate, get a bite to eat, and finally decide to approach.
The very FIRST girl I approach is Asian, and as I’ve mentioned before I don’t click well with them. Whatever, the girls are scarce so I open. I start with that “Cute Butt” opener I used last week (it was the first thing that popped in my head), and as I was saying “cute butt”, this fatass cockblocking cuntlicking female mall cop comes up to me and says:
Officer: Can I help you with something?
Me: No, I was talking to her.
Officer: Well she was walking in the opposite direction and you stopped her.
Me: Oh okay (I’m a PUA bitch!) so I’m not allowed to talk to people? I get it. (Don’t want any trouble)
*Turn to leave*
Officer: Get back here. Why were you saying that to her (I want to lick your firecrotch Pairo)??
Me: It was a genuine question (she caught me right when I said “cute butt”)
Officer: Okay well you’re not allowed to do that at this mall. Everyone minds their own business. Next time I catch you, you’re going to get booked for trespassing.
Me: Get the fuck out my face ho.
*Leave*
FUCK THA POLICE!!!!!!! MUTHAFUCKAZ CAN’T STOP A RILL G!!!! MUTHAFUCK YALL!!!! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THEY GON DO>!??!1?!!?
That bitch was THE biggest cockblock I’ve ever seen. Like now I know what all these Pick Up Artists mean when they tell you to “befriend the fatty”
So that really shook me up and was uncertain about approaching again (fag asshole cop). This was a small mall (like 1 strip) so she could easily pop up out of nowhere with a donut in 1 hand and handcuffs in another (she clearly wanted to fuck me). I wanted to leave anyway so I head out to the bus stop.
But guess what happens? Once I get out, it starts POURING rain, no not even rain, HALE and I run for cover. I wait for a while for it to cool down, it doesn’t. Its freezing, I’m in a t-shirt, fuck that I’m going back in.
I make a run for the entrance, taking hail on my back. I make a sharp turn and get there. And there she was.
I see the cutest girl ever against the wall. The wind was blowing the hail in one direction and she was untouched by it. She had brown hair done up in a nice, well curved pony tail. In one hand she bared a cigarette. I looked; she smiled and said, “Hey.” Lovestruck, I said “Hi” and, like a chode, went back inside.
Looking back I should’ve stayed and asked her for a puff. I don’t usually smoke (maybe 1 cigarette every 3 months) but today I was having a pretty crappy day and couldn’t think of anyone better to share a smoke with :). It’s a shame.
Back to the real world, now I’m stuck at the mall. I walk by one of those suit stores that only sell men’s suits. In there I see the cutest HB20-something years old ever. I think to myself “That would be soo cool if I just went in there all wet and said ‘Hey, I just wanted to say I think your pretty cute.’” I was obviously nervous and kept on walking, but then I thought, “no, I’m the fucking man. I’m making soo much progress by doing what I think”. And then I say to myself, “Balls, balls, balls, balls!” and couldn’t resist the urge to go in. FOR BALLLSS!!! I said my thing. She smiles and laughs really hard. Aww I just made her day :).
So then I finally decide to leave, get to the exit, and then I see this girl that resembles HBCigarette-in-the-rain. I ask her if she’s the cute girl with the cigarette. She said no, but I told her she was cute anyways :). I’m such a charmer! We have a nice conversation for a while until her ride comes and she leaves. Didn’t really get anything out of it but whatever.
I wait for the bus and see a 3set heading to the mall. One of them had monster tits. This random guy walks by me and says “Yo, that girl over there is RACKED.” I think “I should approach” but then I’m too pussy and cold to do it. She was RACKED though, and the next time I see a woman in her 20s or below, that is very much racked, I will approach in honour of that man. May my aim be true.
Peace and Love,
Pairo
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