**Note: This blog entry was written on Friday, the 28th of September, 2008
Okay, my first entry. Aren’t you excited? I am :).
Anyways, I just came back from Markville Mall, it was my first time going out after a 2 week hiatus (I went out on a Friday, then the Friday after that I got sick, and now today was a P.A. Day so there was no school :D)
Now I was originally intending on meeting my wingman Dub D at the mall at 12:30, but then he calls me up beforehand and said that he can’t at 12:30, so let’s make it 1:30 :D Okay and then he call me up AGAIN and says he had to take a shower (little wuss he is) and asks for 2 o’clock. At least he’ll be money when we get there. I say yes because I already scheduled my whole day with this guy AND I’m desperate for some sarging. Lately I’ve been noticing my school game just plummet downwards over the last week. I wonder if girls feel the same about guys and having “boyfriends”? Hmm
So anyways I miss the bus I was supposed to take and get to the mall at 2:30. At first it’s pretty slow so we decide to go to the food court and get something to eat. Plus, the food court is ALWAYS filled with cute girls (I guess they like to eat?). I finished eating my Taco Bell and see this blonde sitting with her friend. Me, being the Pick Up Artist that I am, decided to approach them when I’m done. I started walking (huge AA at this point) and used this “Cute Butt Opener” that I just recently collected (I’m a strong believer in natural game but it just didn’t click for me out in the field):
Me: Hey I was talking to my buddy about butts and how when we see a girl with a nice butt we tend to stare. I was wondering, well actually I know, whether or not girls do the same to guys?
Girl: Blah
Me: So if I continued walking that way, you would probably be checking out my ass.
And continue from there.
I did that and they said they only cared about the guy’s face. I told them they were boring and they started giggling. Cute :)
It didn’t go anywhere, but at least it got things rolling. After that I felt totally comfortable approaching everybody I saw. And that’s exactly what I did. I noticed the girls at this mall seem a little younger and less energetic than the ones at Promenade Mall, which is where I usually go. Markville Mall is much closer to my house, but then every time I go there I see at least 2 or 3 people I know so I tend to avoid it. I like Promenade better, but the Viva Buses (it’s like public transit on steroids) are on strike so I’m stuck here.
I was walking around with my wingman looking for targets when we see a nice 2 set walking in front of us. I really wanted to approach them but my buddy said not from behind. I already knew that but I thought I could pull it off, so me, being the naturally outgoing person that I am, went behind them, but both my hands on their shoulders, and turned them into me a bit totally assuming value, and I opened. They got scared and told me to go talk to someone else. I started laughing so hard when they said that. I believe that if you don’t get slapped in the face, shut down, utterly rejected, or feel ashamed after you do something really stupid every once in a while, you are obviously not trying hard enough. At least I tried.
Next me and my buddy started feeling a little down and tired so we decided to do this thing we saw in a video on Mypuajourney.com where we approach 9 sets in 10 minutes. He went first, did it; I went second, did it. When I went up I’d try to use a variety of openers to test them out. After 7 minutes things started getting slower, but then there was this thing I’ve always wanted to say to women ever since I’ve heard it, and have full confidence in this opener.
Now I don’t know if you know but Mystery had a TV show called The Pickup Artist where he trains guys and eliminates them one at a time to find a MPUA (great fucking show). One of Mystery’s wingmen on the show’s name is Jdog and he’s got this somewhat deep British accent. He’s out in the field and says to women “You can be my sugarmommy.” I’ve pretty much got a man-crush on him but fuck that, he’s fucking Jdog! I’ve been saying that line joking to myself for sooo long I just had to try it.
I went up to these Asian girls and said it in my pretty accurate impression of Jdog. When I walked away they bursted out laughing. I still had a few approaches to do so I said it to the next girl I saw and she was also Asian and alone. She didn’t say anything at all the entire time and looked at me weird. When she started walking away I yelled out “Is anybody in there?” to her, but clearly there wasn’t. It’s a bummer because for some weird reason, I don’t know why, my game just doesn’t seem to work on Asian girls. I don’t know what it is but me and Asians don’t seem to click. Guess I’ll have to work on that in the future J. But I think it has to do with the fact that the Asians in my area seem to ONLY hang out with other Asians, and that pisses me off. I have nothing against Asians, but I think when people of any race only limit their social lives with other people of their own race is just plain stupid and gay. I like a nice variety of people.
But anyways I managed to finish on time and came up with a few new random openers just like that. It’s a really great exercise if you try to use different openers each time. It also allows you to test out the ones you have on standby. But after that exercise, me and my buddy were EXHAUSTED. There were a lot less people in the mall and we had to go anyway.
Overall, it was a great day. I feel like it was a step back from where I was a week ago. Before I was able to maintain a conversation for a few minutes and actually number close a girl. Today I didn’t close anyone. I have to remember to transition more thoroughly from my opener and start talking about something else (I’m going to cold read them next time to transition). I still learned a few things though, and to me as long as I learn something, I got better.
Also the girls weren’t really on for me. Like I said, they were a lot less energetic and just plain different from the ones at the other malls, which is weird considering this one is closer to my house. The ones at Promenade or Hillcrest mall seem much more open to me. Maybe it’s my state? A lot of them here also had boyfriends and would throw that out for me but now I thought of a way to counter it. Whenever it happens just say “What does that have anything to do with it?” because unless your going direct, that would seem to fit around most situations. I’ll have to try that out next time.
That pretty much sums up my journey for today. Thank you all for reading my first post and hopefully I’ll be able to thank you again for reading the future ones to come
Happy Sarging,
Pairo
P.S. Today I also thought of a way to approach girls with their moms. It still needs some work, modification, and calibration but once it’s done I’ll be sure to post it here and hopefully you will have the same successes that I’ve had. Hopefully ;)
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